Девушка из моего офиса получила сегодня вот такое вот письмо-автоответ от одного из наших зарубежных клиентов:

"I will be out of office from February 28, 2006 till December 24, 2050. For urgent matters please contact..."

Офигительно корректная форма послать человека нафиг. Сговорились, что ли?))

- Boy, I need some onion.
- Sorry Ma-am, we don’t have onion at the moment.
- I don’t care, I need some onion.
- But Mam, we don’t have onion in the market right now.
- You don’t understand me, I need some onion.
- Well, Mam, let’s check your English. How many letters “p” in the word “apple”?
- Two.
- Right, Mam. And how many letters “t” in the word “letter”?
- Two.
- Right, Mam. And how many “fuck” in the word “onion”?
- But there is no any “fuck” in “onion”.
- Right, Mam, there is no fucking onion.